Use an electric mixer to combine 1 cup of butter, 2 cups of flour, 1/2 cup of powdered sugar, 2 Tbsp matcha powder, and 1/2 tsp of fine salt. The mixture might look a bit crumbly at first, but it will eventually form a soft dough once it's fully mixed. If the dough still won’t come together, microwave the bowl for 2–3 seconds at a time, just until the butter softens slightly. Don’t let it melt!
The color of the dough from the matcha powder will be a pretty muted green. If you want the dough to be a brighter green, mix in a squirt of green gel food coloring.
Scoop the dough into a large piece of plastic wrap and flatten it out into a rectangle that's about 1/3 inch tall, and about 8 inches by 6 inches. Wrap tightly and place in the fridge for an hour, or until it's firm.
Preheat the oven to 350°F/175°C and line 2 large baking sheets with parchment paper or Silpat mats while the cookie dough chills. The cookies will spread less and keep their shape better on parchment paper, so I recommend using that if you have it.
Unwrap the cookie dough and lay the plastic wrap out flat on your counter. We will be cutting the cookie dough on the plastic wrap to make cleanup a breeze. Use a sharp knife to cut out 16 rectangles that are roughly 1 1/2 by 2 inches. The cookies will spread as they bake, so place them at least 1 inch apart on the prepared pans.
Press two eyeball sprinkles into the bottom third of each cookie and press a heart-shaped sprinkle on each side of the cookie to look like neck bolts (see pictures above).
Bake one tray at a time for 15-17 minutes. Rotate the pan halfway through to help them bake evenly. Then place the pan on a wire rack and let the cookies cool fully on the pan.
Once the cookies have fully cooled, microwave the dark chocolate in 15-second intervals, stirring between each, until smooth. Pour the melted dark chocolate into a small piping bag and cut a very small opening at the base of the bag. Pipe a small mouth and a row of stitches onto each cookie. Then snip the opening in the bag slightly larger and pipe the hair onto each cookie. Let the chocolate set, then enjoy!